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Indian National Congress has been the lone pillar of success in Modern India. It has produced immaculate leaders in recent times. Some of them include Pandit Nehru, Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi.

The present government has flawless personalities as well:

1. Dr Manmohan Singh - The caption of the ship. A very honest servant. I repeat, very honest indeed

2. P.Chidambaram - Possible one of the greatest home ministers after the Iron Man himself. This has been accepted by the people of Siva Ganga District as well.

3. Pranab Mukherjee - 'The Troubleshooter of the faultless government '. Has always been optimistic - 'We will curb Inflation and Price Rise'

4. Sharad Pawer - The ICC president and the Minister of Agriculture, despite several attempts by people to hurl him, has always stood on the path of righteousness.

Some of the splendid leaders in the Congress today are

1. Rahul Gandhi - The Youth Icon of his country!

2. Priyanka Gandhi - The adorable sister of the Youth Icon! Has done great service to her country!

3. Digvijay Singh - The backbone of the Youth Congress. Has done immense service to our country!

4. Kapil Sibal - Has come up with the greatest idea yet - FDI - Facebook Details Investigation! This will ease the sentiments of the country! What an idea Sirjee!

To know more about the greatest party ever, please visit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_National_Congress

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