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No Tea, only Chaos

Cult following is something that only the adherent can understand! 
One such person I admire is Preeti Shenoy! 

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Anyways, here is this Tuesday's Meme!

"The table is set perfectly, for 'tea for two'. (and the piece of cake is ready too).  I am really looking forward to this. There is still a good half an hour left for my guest to arrive as per the  text  I just got. Suddenly the door bell rings.......

Has she come already? Damn! What an artifice! Once in a blue moon do I clean my house, and the Gods didn't like it one bit! So I thought.

'This is not what we expect from you my child. You are expected to be surrounded by filth' 

Well, sooner she found out my chaos, the better I thought. Hesitatingly, I rushed to the door! Well, it was some random guy.

'Thank you God! Maybe you do love me after all!'

So I opened the door. SMACK! He punched me hard on my nose. I fell down hard on my head and was bleeding through my nose. I was partly unconscious. It was all blurry. Suddenly, it all became dark. I was lying there, all bamboozled and filled with pain.

My head was hurting awfully. I was all wet. Someone had sprinkled water on me! But, I had stopped bleeding. Someone had given me first aid. I looked around, searching for the person who had helped me.

'A divine Intervention! Thank you God! Thank you! Hope she's not come yet! Please help!'

I woke up in amazement! I looked around. Things were messier than before. Everything was in utter chaos. Except, the table. The table, which I had been setting up, before the incident happened, was spot free. It was beautifully arranged. I went closer to it. The tea cups were empty. And, the piece of cake was gone too!.The silverware had been washed as well! In one corner, a note had been kept.

Stay away from her. She's mine! Next time, there wont be anyone to give first aid. This is my first and last warning.

The door bell rings! 

'What is in store for me now, God?'

The bell rings again! "



Comments

  1. Hahahaha I enjoyed going through. That narrow minded guy needs some bum-thrashing :D

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  2. Nicely written. Kept the whole thing lively.. Keep goin...

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  3. Reminded me a bit of fight club :P Bam pow sock!

    Thank you for taking part! and thanks for the appreciation!

    Preeti

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  4. Thank you Naresh and Ganesh! Really appreciate it!

    And Preeti, I actually didn't think about fight club! But, I am a huge fan of the movie! Guess, it came straight from my subconscious!

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  5. Nicely carved Ramakrishnan! Loved reading it. Kept my anticipation antennas on! :P

    Keep Writing. :)

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  6. I love the movie too!! :) Tyler Durden was something ;-)
    And if you have watched the recent 'Puss in boots' (which I again loved) there is an awesome line in that movie in Antonio Bandera's magnificent voice, which is a spin-off from Fight club, where he says "The first rule of Bean Club, you do not talk about Bean club" :D

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  7. Thanks Rachit! Glad you liked it! :)

    @Preeti! -> I've not seen Puss in Boots! I'll see it soon! :)

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  8. Wow...a twist to the twist. An awesome climax!


    Liked the way you had composed the story.

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