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AIM:  To make  ramakrishnan90.blogspot.com  the most viewed page only next to  www. poonampandey .in APPARATUS AND SKILL REQUIRED:  Laptop. (PC also acceptable)  Joblessness  Facebook  Bullshitting attribute 'BLOG'/BLOCK DIAGRAM: THEORY: The term blog means simply to 'Maintain'. Maintaining is basically to keep something at the same level! Hence, if this blog has to go up on the IRP ratings, then it should not be sustained! Hence, the paradox! Blogging is of many types: 1. Personal Blogs: It is for the 'aam admi'. So essentially, whoever has seen the Maaza Ad fall under this category. So, that is the entire universe. DOT.  2. Corporate Blogs: Niira Radia and the telecom heavyweights decided the portfolio of the Telecom Ministry; not Manmohan Singh. Hence, when TATAs and AMBANIs want to bamboozle the customer, they utilize this medium! Technically, it is used for marketing, branding and for pu...

World Toilet Day

Recently, a couple of folks did their mini-projects on Motion Detection of objects. Now, I understand what kind of objects they are talking about. Whether you are Mukesh Ambani (who is the richest Indian again? Mittal?) or you are Poonam Pandey, all of us have eat crap and clog the toilet. So, hence for all sanitation and health purposes, as well as some tantalizing aroma, let us all not use the toilet today. * Caution. Not using toilet today implies No Drinking as well. Please let the Tasmac Employees have some rest.