AIM:
To make ramakrishnan90.blogspot.com the most viewed page only next to www.poonampandey.in
APPARATUS AND SKILL REQUIRED:
- Laptop. (PC also acceptable)
- Joblessness
- Bullshitting attribute
'BLOG'/BLOCK DIAGRAM:
THEORY:
The term blog means simply to 'Maintain'. Maintaining is basically to keep something at the same level! Hence, if this blog has to go up on the IRP ratings, then it should not be sustained! Hence, the paradox!
Blogging is of many types:
1. Personal Blogs:
It is for the 'aam admi'. So essentially, whoever has seen the Maaza Ad fall under this category. So, that is the entire universe. DOT.
2. Corporate Blogs:
Niira Radia and the telecom heavyweights decided the portfolio of the Telecom Ministry; not Manmohan Singh. Hence, when TATAs and AMBANIs want to bamboozle the customer, they utilize this medium! Technically, it is used for marketing, branding and for public relations! So, the audience would instantly know where the nearest rave party is being held.
3. Others
There could be genre based. If crappy movies is your taste, Dr Vijay has blogs for you to read.
Some blogs could be very useful indeed. They provide valuable information, which helps us to attain self realization. For instance, in Digvijay Singh's blog, regardless of the situation, RSS is the culprit. So, please stay away from his RSS feeds. You'd attain enlightenment.
PROCEDURE:
1. Go to BSNL office and apply for a broadband connection and keep waiting.
2. Once you get the connection, use the 'high speed' connection to fuel your brains, until your fuel is spent.
3. Once you are saturated with the internet, and have attained the boredom state, decide to change the world.
4. The best democratic means is again the internet.
5. Start blogging.
6. Beg people to read it and pass the message. Make sure they 'at least' visit the page.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6.
OBSERVATION:
As one starts blogging, jobless quotient reduces but irritation starts. One doesn't want to altogether quit the business as well, as he is optimistic of the response.
INFERENCE:
- Blogs are not funny.
- Blogs are just sad means to pass time.
RESULT:
Hence, the process of increasing the page views of ramakrishnan90.blogspot.com will hopefully have been achieved in about 50 years duration. Also, celebrities like Poonam Pandey have repeatedly gained publicity in this forum!
#The blog owner requests all of you to please give it output verified, and let it clear the exam.
Cant shake three years' labor off of your head in a jiffy eh...! lack of profundity (occasionally slanting towards mokkism) struck me as you trying to highlight the triviality of record work, which was cool... rib-tickling humor as usual... cool stuff... but, i was betrayed by the bogus site... that was sadistic... frantically typed all the permutations and combinations of the letters, and changed the .in to .com to .co.in to .org to .edu... no avail... all adds to the charm of the blog though...!
ReplyDeleteOops! Site's a bogus! Never actually been to the site! Just copied it from google search!
ReplyDeleteGo to Youtube dude!
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ReplyDeleteya man, i did!
ReplyDeleteReading this after 2 years is indeed enlightening.
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