ORGANIZING RANDOMNESS

AIM:  To make  ramakrishnan90.blogspot.com  the most viewed page only next to  www. poonampandey .in APPARATUS AND SKILL REQUIRED:  Laptop. (PC also acceptable)  Joblessness  Facebook  Bullshitting attribute 'BLOG'/BLOCK DIAGRAM: THEORY: The term blog means simply to 'Maintain'. Maintaining is basically to keep something at the same level! Hence, if this blog has to go up on the IRP ratings, then it should not be sustained! Hence, the paradox! Blogging is of many types: 1. Personal Blogs: It is for the 'aam admi'. So essentially, whoever has seen the Maaza Ad fall under this category. So, that is the entire universe. DOT.  2. Corporate Blogs: Niira Radia and the telecom heavyweights decided the portfolio of the Telecom Ministry; not Manmohan Singh. Hence, when TATAs and AMBANIs want to bamboozle the customer, they utilize this medium! Technically, it is used for marketing, branding and for pu...

Indian National Congress has been the lone pillar of success in Modern India. It has produced immaculate leaders in recent times. Some of them include Pandit Nehru, Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi.  The present government has flawless personalities as well: 1. Dr Manmohan Singh - The caption of the ship. A very honest servant. I repeat, very honest indeed 2. P.Chidambaram - Possible one of the greatest home ministers after the Iron Man himself. This has been accepted by the people of Siva Ganga District as well. 3. Pranab Mukherjee - 'The Troubleshooter of the faultless government '. Has always been optimistic - 'We will curb Inflation and Price Rise' 4. Sharad Pawer - The ICC president and the Minister of Agriculture, despite several attempts by people to hurl him, has always stood on the path of righteousness.  Some of the splendid leaders in the Congress today are 1. Rahul Gandhi - The Youth Icon of his c...

08/08/08 - Very Auspicious Indeed. Go ask the numerologists. The Beijing Olympics had begun. Well, that didn't matter much to me. The onset of awesomeness had taken its course. Those were the days when the conversations would be like: A:  Hi. What's your cutoff? B: 199. :( :(. Nee? A: That's all? Sad dude.  :P :P B: You? A: 200 B: Must be ECE, definitely! A: Yes. I am so happy. ('We should ask him now the same question :P') Getting into ECE was/is/will be like getting a ticket for a Justin Bieber concert. Just like the latter, it is getting out of it, that matters. I recall the first day, leaving my house at 7 am, for some lab. I get into the bus and hand over a    50(Those days, the conductors would literally pound you for this. Now, if you have change, you get smashed!). So I reach college by 7 30, and still I am one of the last ones to get there. I see uptight looks on people. I mean, it is the first class for heaven's sake! I w...