Alarm rings. I look at the phone : 7 am! I get up and sit upright. I had a choice, like always. I chose to get up for a change. I hadn't seen the morning sunlight for a really long time. I enter the washroom. And then, I remembered. The flush wasn't working as there were water issues in the building [Not our fault. Sometimes families also screw up]. There was yesterday's crap, which was still not cleared [:S :S] . We had some real crappy food yesterday night, and you know, things weren't looking good. Things were not smelling good either. So, what did we do? My friend & I went to McDonald's and like hogged a really nice breakfast. We were hoping to do the morning ritual there, and we find the their toilets not functioning due to "technical reasons"! Technical Reasons? What? Do the bum showers have some sophisticated electronic hardware attached to it? Anyways, we head back home, rather constipated. We follow the traditional approach of using the bucket & clearing shit, except it was western toilet. With the help of deodorant we carry out the ordinance. At the end of it all, the flush magically works. We were like 'f**k dude' and had a great laugh!
Now, what is great about this story? It's a great experience for me. Monday morning is usually shitty. But then, we literally had a shitty experience & finally everything turned out well, didn't it?
Happy Monday Mornings! :) :)
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